Cold Low Mongrel Wolfmothers-to-bee

help my poetry/pottery
i need DANIELA!
From Pottsville Penn!
My POT is WACK!
Come to my garage sale.


...i need to buy a garage.

I need... U2

Super Size (inter)Media

kavita
buddahali
Haba Nero
No Habla
Por las amigitas y la Amistad!

my tombstone:

T. Alan DeMattio
BORN.
LIVED.
DIED.
"Drink to mE"

Revenge of the Gunslingers

Barack Obama was assasinated by a coward's bullet on his promotional trip thru the Middle-East... or was that the Midwest? Mid-World?? Middle Earth? You Na'vi slut! Give me head or I remove your USB port! Let my dongle dangle. Parse my BASIC. This piece of shit made the Cannonball Run in 3 parsecs. We took the scenic route. Drive up then drive back down again. Oh yeah! Would you do it? Would you be my best friend?

Kill the King

The evil wizard has delayed my call.
I tried to make it thru, but was attacked.
The seven dragons flying o'er his wall
descended 'pon my frozen form, then snacked.
I drew my sword and tok the first three down.
Two more I caught with my returning swing.
I sliced the final two heads to the ground
and sprinted toward the tower to kill the king.
He's held you in his clutches far too long.
I'll taste his blood before the rising sun.
I'll hold my trumpet high and play your song.
The sleeping village then will know I've won.
The melody will raise the sun to set
and all the land will know the name Lisette.