Revenge of the Gunslingers

Barack Obama was assasinated by a coward's bullet on his promotional trip thru the Middle-East... or was that the Midwest? Mid-World?? Middle Earth? You Na'vi slut! Give me head or I remove your USB port! Let my dongle dangle. Parse my BASIC. This piece of shit made the Cannonball Run in 3 parsecs. We took the scenic route. Drive up then drive back down again. Oh yeah! Would you do it? Would you be my best friend?